I wrote this as a joke post years ago, it was one of my favourite posts, and it is my all time most viewed post. (Not sure what that says about people on the internet…) As such I thought it deserved new life on my new page. If you’ve never read it before…enjoy I guess, and if you have, enjoy memory lane. (And as before, please make sure you update your feedreaders, or resubscribe to this page rather than the old one, I can’t transfer old subscriptions over)
It’s curious watching what google searches lead people to this blog. Sometimes they are relevant; often people find my book reviews looking for just that, so I’m happy. Sometimes they are funny but accidental; apparently one of the new pokemon has a blue flame on its tail and when someone tried to find out which one, they ended up here. Some are just surprising, apparently “sex James Bond” in Arabic can lead here. Months back I posted a link to a joke entry on “How to know if you’re having sex with a fallen angel” and that changed the google searches that lead here. The fifth most popular search term leading people to my blog is? Sex angels. From there I get all sorts of variations “How to have sex with angels” “How to summon an angel for sex” “Praying to angels for sex” (with an angel or person?) “Have people had sex with angels?” and it goes on. Now, let it not be said that I’m not an attentive and caring blogger. I opted out of a how-to guide for now, but I leave you with:
Say-Roar-Screech-Low mine Name! Who’s your Holy Father?
Kalagni’s Sex With Angels Advice
- First piece of advice when having sex with an angel? Be not afraid. (Seriously if angels have to say that everytime they introduce themselves they probably aren’t pretty blond guys with wings, they’re scary-ass motherfuckers)
- When having sex with a Kerub (Cherub) always make sure the human side is facing you, otherwise it is bestiality and that would just be weird.
- Because they are four-in-one Kerubs are fans of bukakke, plan accordingly.
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